ive just eaten a three course meal and finding it very hard to serve cunt with a full stomach

boyswhentheyrebored:

we need personally tailored hormone cocktails. if u want estrogen curves a non functional dick and a flat chest u should be able to get that. if u want huge tits hard cock huge loads we should promote that. when i’m president we’ll kill all real estate agents in the street like dogs.

ncoley:

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

mynewurl:

my idol is the Irish lady on TikTok that makes those drinks and inhales them with the giant straw, she seems like she’s got things under control tbh

like legit, she seems like she’s having a good time and im missing out

my idol is the Irish lady on TikTok that makes those drinks and inhales them with the giant straw, she seems like she’s got things under control tbh

cum

I only use this site when I’m drunk now

dagny-hashtaggart:

beatlesweatles:

Why did he name his son that

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew